Welp, my blog really fell off the deep end in the last few months.
What went wrong? Life. Well, not necessarily wrong, it just happened. In the midst of balancing the multiple hats I wear as a mom, (Can I get an Amen?) my baby blog I was nurturing fell to the wayside and died like my Tamagotchi in 4th grade.
Hopefully now that things have seemed to level out as best they ever will, I can get back to this because sharing the stories of my daughters tantrums & poop to the whole world is of great importance to me. It's literally shit the world needs to know about. I'm punny, I know.
Basically, here's everything else I did to avoid folding laundry in the past 5 months:
New house!
We moved! And did we ever! After a 2 month disaster of boxes, purging and packing we got it done. When you move there are certain expectations. You lift this box, I pay you with pizza and beer. You drink 5 cases of beer, you clean up your vomit. Give and take, ladies and gents!
School's out for the summer
I long for the days when the end of June meant freedom. Now it requires planning of who has what kid which week and where. Topped off by "I owe how much for childcare?!". Being an adult rocks, guys.
Adios, fat pants!
This seriously needed to happen. The days of my metabolism being my friend are behind me. I decided to meet with my trainer and fat loss coach who is amazing to reduce the jiggle. 6 weeks in and I'm down 10 lbs and a pant size. This resulted in compliments from the hubby, jeans that fit like shit and a 1 time loss of bathing suit bottoms in a public pool.
My kid can't eat anything.
In addition to me removing delicious processed foods crap from my diet, I investigated further into some of P's health concerns. I did this with a Naturopath doctor as my MD wasn't being helpful. Turns out she basically can eat meat and veggies. I've turned into someone i don't know who packs bento lunches with heart shaped sandwiches and makes "allergy-free protein balls" WTF.
Boat life
My husband bought a boat. It sat in our driveway. One bright and sunny evening we took it out on a small, local lake, only to discover there was something wrong with the engine which left us stranded in the middle of said lake. We sold the boat.
Obviously meltdown were had, arguments were won (by me), and toys were chewed by the dog, but that's for another day. I promise I'll stick around this time!
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